He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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