I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
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The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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