I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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