Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
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We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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