i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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