Everything about him screamed your future.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
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He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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