So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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