i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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