he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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