just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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