Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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