Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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