It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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