She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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