I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
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Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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