You're completely useless in the revolution.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
im calling her cock vulture from now on
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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