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Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
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