At least make sure they are 18
Why
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I am available for nakedness
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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