Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
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His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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