Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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