Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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