peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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