I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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