I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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