Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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