your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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