Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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