i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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