Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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