We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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