u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
We're too hungover to prance.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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