I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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