I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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