Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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