I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i think i have two assholes
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okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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