Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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