BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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