I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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