so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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