Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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