There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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