We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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