There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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