My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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