the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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