I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
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Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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