He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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