I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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