Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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