I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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